A few notes on behavior
1. If it was raining, but has stopped, and you are still huddled under your umbrella like hot lava is falling from the sky, you look like an idiot.
2. If you are an old woman, you do not look nice with bright purple hair. Or orange. Or pink. Or leopard spots.
3. If you are an old man and you are pushing an empty stroller down the street, everyone thinks you are creepy and weird.
